Thursday, July 26, 2007

What a croc!

There are women other women love to hate and women other women hate to love. And then there are women other women would love to hate but need a reason: enter Kate Middleton. Sorry but who goes to Mahiki clad in nautical stripes? Perhaps the same press pimping princess who dare be cast under the curse of Crocs. The hideous things look like clumsy rubbery clogs with large perforations. They're called Crocs because they resemble a reptile's snout.

But really I am not that petty. My now overflowing (think Tewkesbury) dislike of Kate M (not to be confused with the beloved Moss) has nothing to do with fashion and everything to do with farce. Lest you forget Toiletgate. From the start their break-up just didn’t smell right. She has always had the look on her face like there’s a bewildered canary fluttering behind her pearly white grill.

Now it's all back on between Kate and Wills and the press is left with egg on its face. Bluff, double-bluff. Just weeks ago Kate was making new paparazzi complaints and today she is the centrefold of a state-sponsored photo op. You didn't for a second think that after the recent BBC fake pictures scandal the meedja would risk printing anything not signed, sealed and photo shopped by Her Royal Majesty, did you?

But maybe I am being harsh. After all, how is a practicing princess to get noticed in today's media scrum? It's not as if she can start flashing her bits around like Britney. No wonder she had to resort to charity.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks so much older than 25! Maybe she will go the same way as Camilla.

6:02 pm  
Anonymous helen said...

Why is she so manipulating?
Poor Wills being used by this person and she's not even that pretty

6:18 pm  
Anonymous sandra said...

Prince William and Kate have been a couple for five years, if they both decide to get married, that's their decision.

6:19 pm  
Anonymous sheila said...

could not believe how much press this got yesterday. it's like we dont have any foreign policy to worry about.

9:28 am  
Anonymous Jane said...

Can't you just see how much she hates the limelight and media "intrusion"! Thankfully that's as close as she will get to a ring that size on her left hand! She obviously didn't chase fast enough to catch him! Maybe William realises too that the country doesn't want a drunken clubber with a mini skirt on as queen! Great company for a night out, but not much else!

2:42 pm  
Anonymous Norm said...

Careful Kate, you're in danger of overbaiting the hook.

2:42 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sick of seeing this wench in our papers, she complains about the press and then encourages them. Heaven help us if this is the future wife of Prince William.

2:44 pm  
Anonymous Tanya said...

I hope they raise enough money for their 'charities'. I mean what's the point of having Kate as the 'token' celebrity, while you do all the rowing and not get enough publicity out of it. Nice photo by the way.

2:45 pm  
Blogger Monique said...

I agree! I do think it's strange that she has been in the press so much lately now that she 'broke up' with Wills. But now even SHE wears crocs? Makes me think a LOT less of her - yuck I hate those nasty things. For the garden? ok - On kids? ok maybe - but on adults? I'm sorry - they just look stupid!!! and ugly!

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