The Royal Split
Typically Clarence House remains tight lipped. We'll never know the true reason and many trees will fall in speculating. Did William feel up one too many drunken blondes? Did she show too much spunk with the media? What, if anything, did Camilla have to do with this? The questions and possibilities for spin are endless.
Our first instinct might be to feel sorry for her. After all, now that she no longer has to save the monarchy, she has time to think about her future. But don't feel so bad, she has several options before she becomes a royal footnote:
She can write her autobiography. Nothing eases the pain like cashing in.
She can become a motivational speaker, holding seminars on 'How not to become a princess'.
She can do tearful appearances on Oprah. And make the cover of Hello magazine looking despondent.
She can appear on reality shows eating questionable animal parts with Paul Burrell.
She can become a contestant on Dancing With the Stars.
If she's feeling charitable, she could go out with Kev Fed.
She can become BFF with Paris Hilton.
And most importantly:
She can get on with her life.